2 blogs in 2 days?!

This is not a real blog. This is a tool of avoidance for my directing homework.  I don't know why I can only do homework after 10:00PM.  But seeing as how I have plans tonight that could eventually lead to me being hungover in combat tomorrow morning, now is my only chance to get this assignment done.  I mean the book is open, and sitting in my lap with a highlighter in the spine, the word document is open... 

Question. When I was in high school, there was this kid who had this term to describe when you poop and the poop makes the water in the toilet splash your butt.  I've been trying to remember what that word is but I can't think of it.  Not that this situation has happened to me recently... it was just funny and I can't remember it.  So if you know it, let me know.

Spinning this morning was good.  Because I'm sure my 2 devoted readers are dying to know how my spinning class went this morning.  Our teacher tried to start a conversation with us again. She asked us what type of music we listen to and no one said ANYTHING. So finally I said, "I like Weezer a lot." She kind of giggled and then dropped it.  I was like WTF, do I get bonus points for being the only person in this class who actually responds to your bullshit? Seriously.

Anyway, I'm ushering an LTCA thing tonight and I seriously have to do this homework and take shower.  Yes. I had spinning this morning and I have not showered yet.  Heh.